Dog vs Cat

Probably shouldn't go there....

Don't get me wrong,

I love dogs and most all animals...

BUT I always wonder why

people can so angrily say

to someone with a cat

how much they HATE them? 

Ummm? 

If you said that about

their dog?

Hmmm?  

Bike Lane vs Sidewalk?

So if I'm not allowed to run in the bike lane (and don't want to) why can you ride your bike on my sidewalk?  Coming up behind me when I am wearing ear buds and scaring the shit out of me and bumping into me with your bike.  Hmmm???

Deli?

Any good reason why

you have to fill my deli container

of food to squoosh out over

the top so when I grab it

from the counter I have 

it all over me?  

Hmmm???

Take A Number?

Where?  Anywhere...

If the clerk isn't going to keep track...

why am I taking a number?

Hmmm?

In & Out?

(not the burger joint)

Elevator?  Grocery Store? 

Anywhere People?

What is in must go out

BEFORE what is out goes in.

(that sounds a bit nasty)

BUT really?

Let me out before

you charge

your way in.

Hmmm?

who

are you

people?

i'm calling

your 

Mother!

Someone will be there 

between 9 & 5?

If you are working between 

9 & 5,

perhaps I am too... 

so I can

pay your bill?

Hmmm?

what

were

you

thinking?